"in philly @ the deck, patron shots are also on deck!"
"'trust me, you can hear that ocean when you touch me'"
"im out in philly tonight yall! we gonna party and support NOH8 all night!"
"when has entertainment and profit become more important than the human heart!"
"its sad to think that people cant defend a just and honorable cause without being hated on!"
"so messy, but you gotta laugh!"
"her name is 'do me up the butt betty, if yall ever get horny and call in 1800wetwild!"
"ps you know times are hard when your college grad best friends are applying to be phone sex operators for rent money!"
"vegas to philly now. just got a new mag cover! one of my fav. mags! yeah!"